how to be a dork

1. do dumb things. this is the only real essential.
2. obsess over something no one else really likes. and pretend you like it moderately.
3. if your a girl: fail at being graceful. if your a guy: fail at being "smooth"
4. use vocabulary that no one else ever uses. like big words or old slang. you can even make up your own.
5. time for the look: glasses, braces, and clothes that simply don't look good are the basics.
6. try to pull off trends you know you can't work
7. congradulations, you are now a dork!